Jacobs letter to Grandpa

Grandpa

60 Crazy St

Crazy Town

2202

28/4/10

Dear Grandpa,

I really like the book Bamboozled that you are in. Your house is very weird. I would like to go to your house one day. I like how you have a Grand father clock that has digital time and instead of a tocker you have got a racket.

Why do you have a shark? Is it scary? Do you have any other books that you are in? If you do what are they called? Why do you cheat when you play cards? Do you play hopscotch when you go to the door? I like how you have got an elephant vase with an elephant face on it. How do you heat up your food when you have a TV on your microwave? What is your favourite thing? Do you always wear odd socks? A flowerbed is a big row of flowers not a bed with flowers in it. Does the cat bite you? I reckon that you have a great relationship with your Granddaughter?

You should let people in your house and give them a tour.

Why do you have a fountain and the water is coming out of the ear not the jar? I reckon you have a great relationship with your daughter because you play with her, you eat with her and you have fun together. Why is the mailbox upside down? Why do you have a welcome mat with mud not brushes to clean mud? Why do you mow the lawn in the house instead of vacuuming the house? Why do your books stick to the top of the boobshelf instead of staying down? How do you watch TV when the fish are in the way? Why do you have a pet banana? Why is the doorknocker on the wall? Why does your garden gnome laugh with you?

Hope you like my letter.

From Jacob